AT LAST !!!
Sensible Compromise Found to Muslim Veil Problem

One of my favourite followers has been working day and night in order to find a sensible solution to the veil problem. Thanks to almighty Allah an acceptable compromise has now been found and Cabinet Minister Jack Straw is said to be absolutely delighted with the outcome.

Secretary-General of the Muslim Council of Britain, Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, said 'Although Muslims do not usually accept compromises we are willing to make an exception in this case...'. Upon his return from the lavatory he continued ... 'Maybe we should be a little more tolerant of Western values after all'.

So there you have it...with a little bit of hard work, tolerance and lateral thinking we really can all live happily together.

Peace Dudes, Love Mo (PBUM) x