These pictures clearly show the dangers of Anabolic Steroid abuse.
I used to have a reputation as a bit of a womaniser so
when bits of my body started to point south I felt I had to
do something about it. Now me and the guys were out killing
one day when we came across Salah Jafar the drug dealer. I explained my concerns to him and he kindly
gave me a whole load of steroids which he said would help point everything back in the right direction ... I was so pleased that I decided not to kill him and everybody went home happy!
Although I was renowned for having the sexual strength of 40
men in bed I never really had a very big dick (that's where
the name comes from... Mo-ham-med (Man - small - dick)), but,
hey, it was definitely there! Anyway, to cut a long story
short, after a couple of years even my 9 year old wife Aysha
was complaining (guess that's why she started playing away!).
It's funny how these things creep up on you but I guess the
bottom line is, don't take Anabolic steroids or your dick
will disappear and you'll end up with man-boobs!
Love, Mo (PBUM)
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