2006 Dhimmi Conference

This year's recipients of my prestigious Dhimmi award attended the '2006 Dhimmi Fancy Dress Conference' in December. I had hoped to persuade my award winning Islamonazis to see sense and abandon their misguided support of terrorism, homophobia and wife-beating...alas, failure was first scented when the favoured choice of fancy dress appeared to be Nazi uniforms. Hopes for a change of attitude were then completely dashed when it came to light that female award winners had been banished to the kitchen where they obediently cleaned the dishes. Jenny Tonge and Yvonne Ridley both carefully stated 'We really don't mind...After all, it is the will of Allah'.

This year's conference was presided over by HRH Prince Charlie of Arabia. Readers may be excused for feeling confused at his choice of attire when they remember his outrage at his son, HRH Prince Harry (of Auschwitz), being photographed in 2005 wearing the same uniform. Charlie explained 'Now that one's secret is out there seems little point in one trying to hide one's true feelings, Allahu Akbar'

Dr Rowan Williams, ArchIslamoNazi of Canterbury, has come very close to being the first person ever to be awarded the Dhimmi honour for a second time. His visit to Jordan and Israel in December 2006 further exposed his pro-Islamic/anti-civilised views when he refused to condemn Muslim extremists for the violence carried out against Christians in Islamic countries, prefering instead to lay the blame solely at Western doors! It is believed that Dr Williams is attempting to buy his way to the front of the queue for the 72 virgins...the virgins however, are now threatening to strike should Dr Williams succeed.