Allah's favourite prophet (that's me again) is always
looking for new ways to help Infidels identify naughty Muslims.
So the next time you're flying off on holiday take
a few extra minutes before you go to the terminal and check out the
carpark. Camels in carparks are not a good sign so you would be
well advised to consider travelling at a later date if you see one.
The following two scenarios are indications of an
even more serious threat:
1. The camel is not illegally parked (naughty
Muslims are very sneaky and avoid drawing attention to themselves).
2. The camel answers to the name of 'Osama' and looks at you with contempt.
This invaluable advice is given to you free of charge.
Peace and love to everyone (even Infidels),
Mo (Peace Be Upon Me)
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