If you're considering a career in suicide bombing then maybe you should think again!

Young Farid was never very good at school and didn't have many friends. Nothing changed over the years until one day he decided to seek fame and fortune by becoming a suicide bomber. His local Imam promised him a short yet fulfilling career in which he could carry out his duty to Islam. His reward in heaven would be a bevy of mini-skirted virgins each eagerly anticipating his arrival.

Young Farid's parents were so proud that their failed son would at last be accepted as a good Muslim and no longer be a drain on the family finances.

Young Farid's day of glory arrived but, due to the diligence of an observant soldier, things didn't quite go according to plan.

Young Farid's parents were so ashamed - they never showed their faces in public again.
Young Farid's Imam was furious - all that explosive, wasted!
Poor Muna (virgin #7) was gutted - having gone to the trouble of making a special outfit for Farid's arrival.

But, every cloud has a silver lining - and the pigs ensured that Farid's life wasn't a total waste after all!

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